Mac:
"mmmm mmmmm mmmm"
Meg:
"I couldn't have said it better myself.
What's the theme for tonight?"
Mac:
"mmmm mmmmm mmmmm"
Meg:
"You know, I sure hope you didn't just say what I think I heard you
say."
Mac:
"mmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm"
Meg:
"You know you don't get to speak until you make the proper safe signal. It's not my fault if you can't tie a sheepshank
knot with your tail."
Mac: *zip*
"Seriously Meg? You need a hobby. Nothing to worry about here folks - frankly,
I'm not sure she knows the definition of bondage."
Meg:
"Bondage....bandage...whatever."
Mac:
"Ok, so tonight we're taking things in the opposite direction from the
last competition. This time - we've
propped the backstage doors open with a couple of Meg's barbells and issued
some blankets to the audience - hopefully we can make up some of what we spent
on heating and lighting last night."
Meg:
"How are you feeling down there Gany?"
Gany:
"The draft can be a little chilly, but I'm feeling strangely snug under
this cape. You did say it was fake
right?"
Mac:
"That's right, it's 100% faux fur."
Meg:
"Don't tell her how many fauxs we had to kill to make it!"
Gany:
"What was that? I didn't quite
catch that last part."
Mac: "Never mind Gany....it looks like Candy
is coming down the catwalk now - so clearly we're on a mixed theme tonight -
fur outfits and/or tight, shiny outfits.
A mixed bag really, but they seem to be popular with a lot of
people - not least with the weather being what it has been this year."
Meg:
"They're popular with me - I'm snugger than a bug in a rug in this
coat. I bet Srijaya feels almost this
good too....but looking at her now....I'm not sure she wants to feel so
comfortable."