Mac:
"Welcome back to the second half of this very sexy night."
Meg:
"Yep, plenty more very revealing gals to reveal!"
Mac:
"Ok...so you gonna take off that trench coat yet."
Meg:
"Nope. I'll give you a peek
though."
Mac:
"Oh my gracious!!! Well I
never."
Meg:
"Don't say I didn't warn you."
Mac:
"Momma would be so ashamed of you."
Meg:
"Please, she's the one who suggested it - she knew it'd get a rise out of
you."
Mac:
"Ahem...enough of that. How're you
doing Gany?"
Gany:
"Ohhhhhh my head. Feels like I've
got buffalo in there."
Meg:
"Not seeing any more pink elephants?"
Gany:
"I swear, that's the last time I drink......on a live feed."
Mac:
"I guess we can settle for that.
Moving on to the contestants again - Leslie Baker has once again proved
me wrong. I didn't think she could ever
make adult undergarments so sexy."
Meg:
"Soooo, that's another $20 you owe me - these bets are really piling up. Gotta love that booty - padded or
otherwise!"
Mac:
"And Kim Li is now modeling a beautiful ensemble - strikingly colored, but
again, appropriate for a succubus."
Meg:
"And how...I think she'll have to beat her victims off with a stick."
Mac:
"Now here's a gal who also picked up the wrong size - it could cost her
some votes."
Meg:
"Now I think you're the one who's been drinking. If anything, this will score Teri some real
points. Plus...I'm pretty sure that's
the largest size they make."
Mac:
"Her previous outfit notwithstanding, I wouldn't have considered DorotheaCerviel a 'naughty girl' - but it seems that everyone is out to prove me wrong
tonight."
Meg:
"Wow - she has put a lot of work into that look. It's a very ornate combination - and a very
attractive combination - the 'geisha revisited'.
Mac:
"For a delicate lady....Margaret La Bouff is going for something very
daring as well....do you think she forgot something...do we want to ask her to
turn around?"
Meg:
"It sure couldn't hurt. But then
again, this isn't pay per view."
Mac:
"'Maggie' appears to be modeling an outfit from her youth - I've seen a
few pics of her as a young woman....and she did have the pinup figure back then
as well."
Meg:
"Believe you me, they didn't make that combination in her size 60 years
ago."
Mac:
"Catherine Lawrence's new matching ensemble gives us a new definition for
'Pretty in Pink'."
Meg:
"I really like what she's doing with that look. Certainly taking full advantage of multiple
legs and breasts."
Mac:
"Please, someone remind Jimmie Lee that this isn't a striptease. We'd all prefer that she not remove any
elements of her outfit while she's on the catwalk."
Meg:
"Speak for yourself. She's just
teasing the fellows by pulling off a single glove...it's all about the
anticipation."
Mac: "OK,
here's a big girl who's not afraid to let it all hang out. I can dig Stef Roth's look."
Meg:
"Yeah, you big girls really gotta stick together...I do like the variety
of trendy shades she's been exhibiting for each category though."
Mac:
"We're almost done for tonight, but I wouldn't count the last couple of
gals out - if history is any indication."
Meg:
"It appears that Kalina Korovin has gone for a custom design perfectly
tailored to her unique figure. It
remains to be seen how well it will go over though."
Mac:
"And here with the final entry tonight is Vixen - who appears to be modelling
a set from the 'Blushing Brides' collection."
Meg:
"It certainly makes me blush - and it appears that she's been
progressively shaving some of her fur off - I've never seen a fox tail that
looked quite like that."
Mac:
"Wow...what a night. I think
everyone's pretty much out of it now."
Meg:
"Are you kidding - and miss the after-party? This is gonna be the night."
Mac:
"I think I'll save it for the final night - evening-wear has always been
more my thing. How about you Gany?"
Gany:
"zzzzzzz...."
teri will win this one
ReplyDeleteWish I could cast a write in vote for Gany
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'll be allowed to participate in the next Pageant, but rules didn't work out that way this year. :(
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