Mac:
"So Meg, did you get a chance to cool off during the break?"
Meg:
"If you can call it that....I certainly wouldn't call it a real pool - a
hot tub at best - admittedly a little cooler than normal."
Gany:
"Quit complaining - you enjoyed it when I hosed you down."
Meg:
"I dunno, there's just something about being sprayed with water from
someone else's nose that does it for me."
Mac:
"I'm not even going to ask. Let's
get back to the contestants."
Meg:
"Fine then...we're continuing with Leslie Baker again. Is it just me or does it look like something
funny is going on with her swimsuit?"
Mac:
"Well, I didn't think I'd have to spell it out after her first two appearances
- but she's modeling some special adult undergarments under her outfit - some
folks appreciate the added bulk and convenience."
Meg:
"Now it appears that Kim Li is wearing a similar outfit to the one Annie showed us earlier."
Mac:
"You appear to be correct Meg. While very attractive, I wouldn't like to speculate about how comfortable it is."
Meg:
"Now, this is a design I'm not familiar with. Do we have any precedent for this?"
Mac:
"Let's see, it appears that Teri Beaver is wearing a swimsuit comprised of
at least two separate bikinis - not to mention the back straps. Gany -
what's the word from the judges?"
Gany:
"Good question Mac - in most cases, contestants utilize multiple matching
bikinis for cases of multiple breasts.
Using multiple bikini tops (even not matching ones) for a single pair of
breasts is not verboten per the current rule structure - but largely that falls
to the choice of the judges themselves on a case by case basis - for the moment
she's allowed to continue."
Meg:
"Fine, we leave it to the votes to decide.
Let's see - Dorothea Cerviel, General of the Third Seals - interesting
title - hometown of....Purgatory....is really pulling out all the stops."
Mac:
"Too true Meg - even an angel needs a day at the beach every now and then
- to let it all hang loose and relax."
Meg:
"Now this is the sort of thing we always try to encourage - a variety of
classic designs - retro, vintage, call it what you will - the more the
merrier."
Mac:
"Well, Margaret La Bouff certainly fills out that one-piece very
nicely. It's a classic look - although I
wouldn't be surprised to if it was modified just a little for her figure."
Meg:
"Now Maggie is cutting a fine figure in that yellow and black
number."
Mac:
"'Maggie?' You can't just give nicknames to contestants while we're on the air."
Meg:
"It's cool, I asked her at the end of the first night. Her full name's a real mouthful."
Mac:
"Well, fine, if she's not complaining....it's a top notch look for her -
custom-made by Orca by the looks of things."
Meg:
"In reference to our earlier ruling, Catherine Lawrence pulls off the
dual-bikini look beautifully."
Mac:
"She certainly does, although if you recall the wording, there's no
contradiction in her style whatsoever - just hope she doesn't lose track of the
bottom."
Meg:
"Wow! The beauty from down
under. Literally. I think she's probably enjoying this portion
of the contest more than anyone else here."
Mac:
"Jimmie Lee looks gorgeous in an authentic piece from undersea - well
accented by living sea-life accessories.
She may not be a true mermaid, but we're not missing much here."
Meg:
"Thankfully for our viewers, Stef Roth appears to have gotten over her
previous distaste for the competition.
She seems to be enjoying this portion of the contest quite a bit."
Mac:
"Her attitude has definitely improved.
I can't help but see a little bit of a contradiction in her outfit
though - a bikini built for sun-bathing, while her fur coat will hamper any
real tanning...that and her being a ginger - not normally known for their
tanning capabilities."
Meg:
"Another two-bikini contestant, Kalina Korovin seems be getting some
dressing assistance from a butterfly (that's not Ms. Calahan back on stage is
it?)."
Mac:
"I hadn't given it much consideration initially, but as our sole
chlorophyll contender - Kalina may be gaining a little extra benefit from our
stage modifications here tonight. If
nothing else, it's bringing out the color in her skin and hair even more."
Meg:
"This is becoming a running theme, but as our contestants adjust to their
new selves, we may see more changes like this - Cecilia Zorra is now going by
the handle, 'Vixen'."
Mac:
"A fitting name to be sure - it also looks as though she's taking
advantage of the free grooming services offered to all participants - I suppose
a well-groomed fox-girl is more likely to attract the voters and sponsors - she
needs to look towards life after the pageant as well."
Meg:
"Certainly a good way to close out the second night of this pageant. Although we're running a little late, we fully intend to complete the rest of the nights (and voting) on schedule."
Mac:
"As always, there will be voting available on the left side of the screen
- but don't forget, there will temporarily be two polls up - one for the first
night and one for the second night - simultaneously."
Gany:
"And that does it for all of us here at the Transformation Repository -
Good Night! (And Happy New Year!)"
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