Another fun, completely bizarre piece by Powerman2000. I'd had this idea floating around for a while previously, but this just worked out to be the perfect time to get it visualized.
Yeah, the story pretty much explains it all - just as crazy as you might expect. Dialog in the first (alt) version is mostly by me, the second set of pics is with the dialog that Powerman2000 came up with. Not too much difference, but I wanted to let folks see both.
For the record the breasts as eggs bit is at least partly inspired by a couple effects shots from Troma's Poultrygeist (not visible in trailer).