13JUL15 2000 GMT.
"How the holy hell did they just
walk out with classified samples?....Samples of what? Well you damn well find out in the next 60
seconds or you'll be in the lockup with the rest of them - what kind of
frigging facility are you running down there?
Call me back.
"So, you've got the perp id'd right? I want a current visual now."
"Lesse, looking at his address, I think I can get in
through the entertainment system - bringing something up now."
"Talk about your shitshows - this has Yakima Valley
rerun written all over it - and we don't even have it contained this
time."
"Working on that Ma'am - security team dispatched and
en route."
"What a dump - if HR is scraping the bottom of the
barrel to man security at that facility, it'd be better to cut our losses and
shutter that one - take a note. Hold on a sec....That joker was working
security?!? Get Heinrich back on the
line ASAP - I want him AND his head of security in my office first light
tomorrow. - No I don't want to talk to that imbecile again - get a list of what
he's missing and get both of them on a plane now."
"Alright Chairwoman, we just got the validated inventory
numbers from the Assistant Director - looks like samples of three experimental
pharmaceuticals were taken at this time.
Ahhhh, here's the designations - JY89BR - appears to be an anti-nausea
medication for cancer patients - designed to negate some of the more painful
side effects of chemo; HE36YU - intended to increase weight gain and maximize
caloric intake --- oooh, that one's actually for livestock....and lessee, the
third one confirmed missing....well according to the current abstract sample
TP06MN is purely in the research stages still - not sure how they wound up with
so much of it....and hold on....if I'm looking at the numbers right, those
dosages are extremely concentrated - maybe about 100 times the expected dosage
per unit weight - sounds like this facility was shorting us in more than a few
ways."
"A hundred to one?
Sounds like we may not need to wait too long to find out what TP06MN is
for after all - I'm designating this event I3BXXXY071315-1. Tech - see if you can get me an audio feed
through that input - we may as well start recording for posterity."
"Just one more thing Ma'am....the list of potential side effects for each of these is several pages long - and that's just from the rodent-testing phase - the submissions for primate testing were just submitted on each of these last week."
"Well, we might still get something out of this - let's see the FDA try shutting down this batch of 'field testing' - we're 100% liability free this time around. Carry on with the assessment. Record EVERYTHING!" {voiceprint
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