16 August 2014 - This division has been unable to complete routine reporting protocols following a string of unavoidable technical difficulties. Exceptions have been granted by Corporate Head Quarters, and the following reports summarize the consecutive periods beginning with 31 July 2014 through 3 August 2014 utilizing the extant video and audio recordings that survived the previously reported disturbances. Technical Support is still attempting to determine the point of origin of the disturbances.
3 August 2014 - At 168 hours post-exposure, all previous signs of massive unidentified cellular activity has ceased. The currently assessed "final" forms of each subject remains consistent with specimens previously observed on Parallel D4E.....bzzzzt.
TransRepo Industries Corporate Command Override code A89Y5R recognized. Decontamination Chamber automated protocol recognizes introduction of [redacted], [redacted] and [redacted] via local emergency chemical dispersion device.
Yellow: "So, how're you feeling now?"
Red: "Pretty good - feeling pretty loose all around. A little tickly back there too."
Blue: "I think that's the tail...I'm just glad I've stopped leaking."
Yellow: "I can see how that might be a problem....for my part, I could use a little drippage."
Blue: "Take my word for it...feels better than it looks. Hold on a sec...what's up with the ceiling?"
Red: "Looks like sprinklers...but not sure why they'd activate. This thing is pure water vapor."
Me, Myself, and I
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