Following analysis of conversations recorded on 28 July 2014 by associated legal personnel, the TransRepo Industries Board of Directors has re-designated Case #I3AXX072814-1 as #C3CXX072814-1 due to a combination of accidents and improper use of company resources - and will be heretofore referred to as such in all further documentation. The affected employees will not lose their medical and personal benefits, but automatically forfeit any and all legal means of recourse against the Corporation.
The Chemical Resources Division is still in the process of determining the exact nature of the chemical compound(s) that these employees interacted with during the course of the incident.
Blue: "Wow...that sure felt weird."
Red: "What are you whining about now?"
Blue: "Not sure what's going on....I'd been feeling tingly all day...but now...it just went away."
Yellow: "Yeah...feeling really good right now. Like just getting out of the hot-tub...all nice and fresh."
Red: "I get feeling a little fresh - all over - which is pretty weird considering that my suit is still soaking wet....even after we've been sitting here all night."
Yellow: "Sayyyyyy, didn't you used to be a C cup?"
And so it begins.
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