Monday, April 7, 2014

Art Contest Entry - Furrtografurr - FarmHand


Another day, another graphic failure by the genetic engineers at TransRepo Industries

Featured for the first time on this site, Furrtografurr has included a classified transcript with their visuals.



Transcript from a classified board meeting of TransRepo Industries:




[Dr. Max McAngus] 

"Members of the Board, I'm Doctor Max McAngus, the Director of Quality Control for the FarmHand division. If I seem a little disorganized it's because Doctor Von Holstein, the Vice President in charge of FarmHand, had to cancel at the last minute due to medical reasons. Since I'm the one who knows the most about the Incident, I was told to get my tail to corporate HQ so I could make this report."

[Board Member: REDACTED]

"Is that a cow tail sticking out of your rear?"

[Dr. Max McAngus]

"Yes I have a tail. It is NOT a result of the Incident."

"Anyway, for those of you who are not in the know, FarmHand is a profitable yet low profile business that handles non-violent criminals sentenced to life imprisonment under the Two Strikes law.  Rather than lock them up and provide food, housing and other amenities, FarmHand transforms miscreants into animal-human hybrids that are perfect for the plethora of micro-farms that have been formed as a result of desuburbanization."

"Let me use FarmHand175023 as an example."

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[Dr. Max McAngus]

"This young man served six months in prison for Felony Senior Citizen Intimidation.  Psych Adjustors calculated a ninety percent chance of him being convicted of another serious crime so they had him drone tagged. A month and a half after he got out of jail he was arrested for five counts of Felony Littering and three counts of Felony Senior Citizen Intimidation. He was sent to FarmHand for processing."

"The first image in the series shows the man after he has been debuffed but before the feminization and bovinazation starts. The last image shows what she looks like before being sent to her permanent home. These are official court documents so they reflect five states of the process."

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[Dr. Max McAngus]

"Here are some of the head shots used by the Court to verify that FH175023 is who she is. In addition to the standard biomorph treatments, FH175023's head has been treated with a proprietary biomorpher that reprograms the brain. While the memories remain intact, the brain is reprogrammed to like the activities associated with being a FarmHand."

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[Dr. Max McAngus]

"Here are some candid shots taken by FH175023's caretaker. As you can tell, she seems to be satisfied with her life as a cowgirl. She's milked three times a day and she takes care of the animals, crops and orchard on a twenty acre micro-farm. Pasture, plant trimmings and weeds provide all the food she needs to thrive."

"Now these images represent FH175023 about two weeks before she started changing."

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[Dr. Max McAngus]


"This series of form adjusted images shows what happened to FH175023 over a three week period. Because they were taken by the caretaker, the quality and consistency is not at a level that is useful for biometric study. We had to go through hundreds of images to get what I'm displaying here."

"As you can see, these are full body images."


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[Dr. Max McAngus]


"This set of images represents changes to the horns and the head."


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[Dr. Max McAngus]


"This set of images represents changes to the hands. The process is akin to that of the development of hoof hands for extreme pony and cow girls."


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[Dr. Max McAngus]


"This set of images represents changes to the feet. Again, the process is akin to that of the development of hooves for extreme pony and cow girls."


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[Dr. Max McAngus]


"Once we were notified that FH175023 had started a spontaneous change, we had one of our covert recovery teams pick her up and take her to the Colorado facility for observation. We had to bring her caretaker along because he was showing signs that he was becoming a cow girl. We're also doing a recall of the milk products that FH175023 produced, just in case the biomorpher somehow survived standard processing."


"These images represent the first of the standardized images we've gotten. We're comparing them to the last of the images of FH175023 we have."


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[Dr. Max McAngus]


"Here we have more detailed images showing the extent of the changes. Additional horns and the development of a muzzle are NOT something that was in the original programming of the biomorpher. That is NOT good."


"That is also as much information as I have about the problem. FH175023 has been back with us for less than forty eight hours."


"Other than the fact that measures are being taken to prevent the spread of the condition, that is all I know about the Incident."


[End of transcript.]

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