Friday, November 28, 2014
0pik-0ort - Cooking With Trina 5
"And here we have our *buc buc* roasted turkey.....all done cooking in *bawk* three minutes! And look how big and swollen and juicy it is! *buckaw*!"
[offcamera] "Seriously Melinda....upstairs really needs to work on their quality control........I have no doubt that you can *fix* her, you've done it every other time so far - but seriously - she only ingested, maybe a couple of milliliters - definitely too concentrated....sure it gets good ratings but it'd be nice if she could make it through a single full episode for once. We're trying to shill a LOT of TRI materiel, but you're making it hard for us to hit the quotas. I need a hostess for this show who can sell the product for the full episode...not wind up squawking or squealing or grunting after five minutes...that hardly says 'TransRepo Industries Tech' does it?"
"Well yeah...as far as the electronics....a 20 pound turkey in 3 minutes is a great deal....and that's the real moneymaker...but for crying out loud, it's an hour-long program....cut me some slack....maybe we can demonstrate it on a lower setting next week for the live broadcast...drag it out a little longer....I suppose dropping her dosage about 30 percent would allow us to hit the same marks at about the 45 minute mark.....works for me. See you on the court tomorrow."[/offcamera]
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