An excerpt from the "Life and Times of Mistress Arianna" - I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing turned out as a regular feature(!). Cluedog's rendition of what happens to a guy who likes big butts a little too much ;p - circa 1992.
You know after looking at your not-quite-self-insert superheroine, seeing how their powers work around a constant expenditure of their built up energy... How about something like Joule for a name? It's not only a unit of measurement in relation to energy, but also a homophone for gem puns as well as energy/electricity puns, so there's that, too.
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